A woman who married a man, hoping he will change, and hits the mark. The man thinks a woman will not change. And even more wrong. Why more? Just because a woman is at least partly right - the man really is changing. Only worse. That's how interesting: find people once or twice a week. Well get along, understand each other perfectly, guessed the desire to enjoy being together, like to extend the meeting because he did not have time nagovoritsya ... Even if something is not understood or misunderstood - do not worry. Thought: "Nothing we have ahead of time, have time to understand everything in the whole deal." And the man did not realize, especially do not worry - nothing, everything in front. But such unfortunate misunderstandings were few. And the life they were not poisoned.

A man in a life together - a kind of cross between the Tatar yoke, the commando behind enemy lines and colony for juvenile delinquents. And all this in one person. That is, eat it, maybe less, but harm and trouble from it - as all these nice companies. Who can withstand this for years under one roof? Only a woman, patience is praised by almost more than beauty. Praise, mind you, men who are themselves well aware of what the monsters in the common life they are. And then the wedding march, rings, smiling, greeting cards, champagne. Everything is fine. But after the honeymoon miracle happens - the man you knew as my five fingers, suddenly changed beyond recognition. The impression is, if it was stolen and replaced superficially similar. And then remotely ... Previously he had no such slack tummy and bags under the eyes. And the shoes, like, were better polished ...

But look what's this? Thus, nonsense. She can be live, even if it suddenly became less attractive. But the inner content? Not in terms of liver and kidney, but in the sense, so to speak, the soul? .. With this be like? It had changed so that there is nothing to do with the ideal, which cheerfully leaped with a bouquet under the windows, not left! Here is where science fiction! Anything with it do, do not touch anything and did not break, and he ... But he is not at all. That bastard was not. And that ... Well, the guard. And why such a "murder"? The main reason: spend more time together, then began to communicate more.

That is talk. Prior to that, the conversations were limited - both in time and by topic. And now the common problems more time to talk more ... and less positive results. Came to light what all of us warned at the dawn mist of youth: the difference between men and women is colossal. And not only in anatomy. Due to the fact that now the difference has to show up in all its glory, chatting with them terribly difficult. Every conversation - a severe test of nerves, intellectual ability and physical strength. Compared with him to establish contact with extraterrestrial intelligence - a trifling matter. And how without talking? Problems are to be solved. Yes, and passion as you want to talk sometimes ...

Oscar Wilde said: "The most solid foundation for marriage - mutual incomprehension." Of common sense in this remark is certainly there. But it is for thin aesthetes. Those who live in real life, I would like to misunderstanding smaller. But to make it smaller, you should at least roughly represent what happens in this strange creature sitting next to him in the head while trying to reach him with their problems and doubts.