Still, this is an amazing place. Only here you will officially completely in almost all parts can look at others and show yourself, too, in detail (almost). By the way, nude beach in this loses normal. There, a wholly-owned visibility and not the word "almost" - and all so clear, but there is always intrigue, innuendo, looks and characters. Generally, the beach is very similar to the theater: stage - sand, sun instead of the footlights and spotlights, the spectators (they are also, incidentally, and performers) is complete and in the stalls and the balcony, and sometimes even found "theatergoers with binoculars. The only difference is the absence of racks and cloakroom - because it is very hot. You just have to choose the role of his audience and feel of the legendary Vera Cold (ie, in our situation, hot).

Why? Yes, first of all, it's just fun, and secondly, at least some diversity (well, do not lie well under the burning rays in a coma, not responding to his surroundings and bringing their views only of subjects with strong hands, the form of holiday-makers, resuscitation ) and in a sense, even prospectively. No, not rock beach dating , but a good time - talk, well, another joint tour, well, maybe even a dinner together, so to speak, "a recital of" ... If you are carried away comparing beach scene, now the main thing - to realize to whom you will play. Show off to itself and scramble, trying to outshine his girlfriend indulging Well, I do not know why: ambition, self-esteem or complex - is silly.

None of your monologues, no shocking gesture, no exotic costumes no one will appreciate, and will say only: "You fool some." Another thing, if you truly do not replaying, to establish contact with its viewers' room. That's when they lomanut to you for autographs!

Now try to select the viewer, which is interesting to you and to appreciate all of your masquerade. Here's to you fit one male: young, well-read, and advanced. It is well trimmed and neat fingernails. In the glasses on ..., in khaki shorts to the knee, with a laptop or organizer in the crocodile-bound under his arm, a pen in my pocket polo shirts, and Yukio Mishima book in his hand. You play: progressive decadence with elements of sexual unions, estetku slightly out of this world.

Movement: sit, almost exclusively in a deck chair, staring dreamily at one point on the horizon (like the sun and the sea, you will not care). Idly flipping through a book. If you look at the audience, how would it not noticing. Drink mineral water "Evian".

Swimsuit: strict, low-key (you sit under an umbrella in black silk kimono).

Points: black and narrow - almost did not shoot.

Book: "Dictionary of the Khazars," Pavich (female version).

Nail polish: transparent; French manicure.

Jewelry: a pair of simple, large metal bracelets avant-garde design.

Text: often eat - "William Burroughs", "Michael Nyman", "Bill Gates", "David Silva", "Lars von Trier", "Crude" and "Dorfmeyster.

Entourage: hourglass, long ladies' mouthpiece, a handful of seashells.

And now the other: athletic, tanned, slim, in shortened trunks and bottomless blue gases. Similar to the cloned "Baywatch". Terrific playing beach volleyball and smiling white teeth smile, without a hint of smoked ivory.

You play: a mobile, flexible, sexy and easy to lift a lover of aerobics, jogging, surfing or diving.

Movement: do not sit still, but incessantly turning, walk, jump, throw the ball or doing stretching exercises muscles and ligaments. Constantly smiling, welling fruits and dal drink orange juice.

Swimsuit: sporty, good outlining his chest, waist and buttocks. Vibrant colors, with stripes and lettering.

Points: Sport style, worn by cyclists.

Book: "Healthy sex or magazine" Man's Health ".

Nail polish: pink.

Decorations: colored knit cap and wristbands.

Text: often eat - deltoids "," mauntbayki, "" Cholesterol, "" energy drink "," Trainers "," Chubby "and" anti-stress complex.

Entourage: mask for scuba diving, hand-expander and a stopwatch counted the pulse after exercise.

Or this one - no age, in a black bandana, denim shorts, with a cross on his chest, long hair gathered in a ponytail, a little beard, dark glasses model "Great blind" and a long thin cigar. Silver ring on his finger and shoulder tattooed with a Celtic pattern.

You play: daring, prone to extreme adventurous lady, devoid of brakes. But this wild and untameable.

Movement: sharp, look straight, unambiguous. Slowly chew the cud. At the sound of voices Philip Kirkorov on his face an expression of disgust easy. Nonweak sipping a cocktail. Removing the straw from a glass first thing and defiantly thrust out.

Swimsuit: maximum open, it is possible that topless.

Points: do not let the light, with glass panes.

Book: none.

Nail polish, black.

Jewelry: Earrings wherever possible, on a shoulder tattoo - a predatory lizard that eats its tail.

Text: often eat - "dude", "From Dawn to Dusk," "black leather jackets," "Harley", "kazel," "detached," "Rodriguez", "Tito and Tarantula," "Tequila."

Entourage: empty bottles of Mexican beer "Corona Extra", a small teddy bear.

Another - a thin, pale, in batches factory "Red Triangle", a socio-political or sports newspaper in his hands, ice cream and Chinese electronic 'Tetris.

You play: the earth, housewifely, business woman. Knit wool socks, weaves macrame or embroider. Yes, all this should be done directly on the beach (well, the role is such that helped!).

Movement: with an element of doom, usual, stoned, without any frills there. Drink mineral water "Original Source".

Leotard: Any, but best modest.

Points: any, can and do without them.

Book: The Landlady's article ".

Nail polish: bright-red lipstick - brown.

Decorations: Set - with a large ruby ring and earrings set with rubies same.

Text: often eat - "beans", "sale", "how much", "Sprouts", "zinc", "market", "tulle", "cheap", "Chinese", "horseradish", "chops."

Entourage: large striped bag with homemade victuals, tablecloth, a thermos bottle of kvas own cooking.

And now this - a cool, zamorochenny hair in different directions, with a reddish tinge. In the t-shirt with petroglyphs and the words "Go back in time!" Baggy pants with pockets on the knees and the player on your belt.

You are playing: an alternative interspersed with ethnography.

Movement: unconstrained. Listen compacts in his CD player, sings in Norwegian, and to dance to the African way. Drink soda poisonous flowers. Getting started with lightning speed. The main principle - "no problem".

Swimsuit: "acid", hard-hitting on the optic nerve.

Points: Socket green, pink glass in blue polka dots.

Book: Carlos Castaneda, the third is the MSS, "The Spirit of Shamanism" or "Voodoo in the metropolis."

Nail polish: yellow.

Jewelry: Baubles, kulonchiki, bracelets from beads, stones, bamboo and fish bones.

Text: often eat - "gadgets", "DJ," "House," "matrix," "fruitcake," "Hip Hop", "cheesecake", "pepper". A key remark: "In the evening you go to hang out?"

Entourage: hamburgers, milkshakes, skateboard.

R.5. When you organize your benefit, do not forget: your audience, too, can only play a role.