If you have any miser household seems likable guy, godspeed. You can perfectly complement each other and even to a thrilling match-saving and thrift. The rest - as they are the majority - want to advise to avoid such contacts. Despite the fact that such entities still walk the earth, very pleased that meanie male (calling him a man language is not rotated!) Endangered species. And introducing it into the Red Book, we will not. Thus, the classification of men according to the degree of greed:

Just a miser

Sitting at a table in a cafe, he puts all the sugar, which is in a cup of coffee and drink it all up to the drop, including the grounds. As a cocktail, from which he first catches olives, eats it, and then chew the ice cubes. Unfinished beer, half-eaten shrimp and chips takes with him. Also prihvatyvaet napkins and toothpicks. After the meal on the plane carefully removes a bag of ketchup packets, salt, pepper, plastic cups and forks. Never misses an opportunity to be treated with during the free promotion in the supermarket, offering him a chocolate, sausage or mineral water. Always eats everything, they give, and nothing ever thrown (regardless of the expiration date, unpresentable appearance or apparent inedibility). By the way, if a man leaves an empty plate, this does not mean that it is penny-pincher. Just because a child his mother taught.

Curmudgeon aestheticism

It can be recognized by the disused about 30 years ago, shirts, bought a "second-hand" ("In the past knew how to sew this dress!"), And poorly shaven face - still, he uses a straight razor during the First World, well the one with maniacs who go to horror movies.

It gives only the glass ornaments, saying that "crystals" now in vogue. Instead of buying dried flowers and feather reed - "This is great in terms of design houses ..." - Or potted plants - "To not disturb the balance of nature ..." (But likely to face over the years). Most likely, these gifts from this you will not wait. Fur repelled his humanistic ideals, the little lady avtomobilchik spoil your image of Turgenev, and a box of chocolates or a cake - just the excess calories.

Miser ordinary

Inviting you to the theater, buy tickets for folding seats in the gallery. After the third call in the dark, stepping on his feet sitting, pushes you to the second row of the stalls, saying: "Anyway, nobody here sits." The buffet long wondered what you would like, then buy a cheese sandwich and a glass of mineral water. By taxi usually goes. And if you dare dovezti you home, then be prepared for the fact that he will catch the car for two hours, to bargain, because at the other end of town for 20 rubles, one does not want to go. He eventually put you in the subway car, says with conviction, that in fact it is the fastest mode of transport.

Another feature of it: never take a porter at the station, and, straining, pulling suitcases myself. But more often asks his friend with a car to meet him.

Freeloader unprincipled

Often masquerades as "the boys". He likes the big companies, where all the "you". Do not deny yourself the pleasure to be treated with the expense of others. As guests come first, leaving the last one. Do not buy books, records, tapes, and all that you can read, watch and listen, takes my friends ("on time"). Perhaps that is why at his home on the shelf fifty disks, a good library and 25 cassettes with cool movies.

For tickets to the theater, a concert or a club is not spent, preferring free pass to where the work familiar guys. Money with them is not. Pens, lighters and sunglasses - all in a familiar way prihvacheno where "bad lay". To a request for a cigarette says: "Ours must have!" The question: "How can I get ..." - "Free references do not give!" The restaurant is always using the calculator rechecks account and never leaves a tip, explaining that some kind of ideological considerations. The character of those who have snow in winter does not beg. It would seem - all in the house! But at home, too, the savings: light bulbs everywhere for an off to the electric meter spinning slowly, and all remnants - in the mesh to wash the dishes, because his grandmother did. And the most painful - is his claim of financial statements after the store. After studying the debit and credit starts to ask killer questions like: "Again pantyhose? You've already bought them two weeks ago." Or: "Why do you so much nail polish?"

Loan does not ever, to anyone, under any circumstances. Gifts do not. Entertains friends eggplant caviar, sprats straight from the jar and natural grape wine from Moldova, poured into thick glasses. After they left, pulls foie gras, smoked, and supper, washed down with a meal-aged French wine from the wine glass baccarat. Has a car, but it does not go, but keep in the garage so as not to scratch, do not erase the tires and dirt Velour interior. There he and a library, but books are not read to avoid untidy roots.

Melochnik stingy

Receives surrender to the penny and remember what, where and when he nedodali, Nedolya, underpaid. Keeps old newspapers, paper bags, boxes of cheese, "Viola" (why - is unclear). Toothpaste squeezed from a tube very carefully, all to the last gram .. An empty bottle of shampoo puts upside down to all the glass to drop, wash head soap.

If you are the guest, drink tea quietly - the color of a person not hurt: he puts a disposable bag is not in the cup, and a teapot. By the way, soured milk, not pouring, but makes him a useful serum of dry bread - biscuits, from a variety of residues make terrific pizza (do not ask of what exactly!). At a closer acquaintance you have to master invisible mending socks: Well, do not buy all the same time, new and when these "favorite" is still quite strong, although it bought two years ago.