Conspiracy - if the sore lungs
Take dried herbs, torn by the road on the eve of St. Peter's Day. (The grass may be any, is not necessarily curative in the usual sense, ie, the first one to hit you in the eye.) Brew it before sunset, and while the cook, read over it. Then, this water should be cool and give the patient.
Read as follows:
"Parliament would grow so frustrated on the road. Glad to be a servant (name) does not hurt, but it must command the Lord. Lord, have led not get sick servant (name) either today or tomorrow or after tomorrow, or next week or next year. Let servant (name) with lung disease will do. Amen.