Conspiracy of lumbago
Measure the patient's waist and cut exactly on the size of the thread. Take the new fork and wrap the thread of its sharp ends, then with Hex bury the thread where the patient usually does not go and fork give it to a beggar.
The text of the conspiracy:
"Not tunic of Christ, not the body white, not the waist, and a servant (name) does not whining, no stabs and aches. In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. Amen.