Home of a man much good. Tell me, can the economy without the consumer? None. As impossible without the consumer and a normal family. And where did you see the consumer better than men? Honestly, even looking at myself, I understand that the man in the house - not the best pet. Since the cat is much easier ... But there prevails a distinguished female logic. She thrust out the cat and starts a man, though well aware than her face. And then starts to get upset. Continuum paradox.

I digress. Thus, male-to-consumer. More recently, a hundred years ago, this situation seemed absolutely normal. Men worked as Pope Carlo, to support his family, and women were household. Each had his place of work. Each did what he could, and would not climb into someone else's monastery. Blessed time. Just do not say that women in general if, say, doing nothing, such as Natasha Rostov remember or Anna Karenina - unless you can present them with a frying pan in hand ... for some reason, women are very fond of this argument. They think that in the past, all women were at least decanters ... to try the role as a peasant, nobody in a hurry, even though those were the overwhelming majority.

In short, everything was fine, correctly and conveniently. But once in someone's fevered brain, was born the word "emancipation", it all went awry. Women who decided to conquer himself more rights and freedoms, rose to the shops as well as men, naively believing that they will appreciate and strongly support this senseless rush. After a while the lady realized that having a man's job, but still perform traditionally female duties can not attenuated in the fight for the rights body. And instead of wise to give up - no, not from the rights and freedoms, of course, but from the men's duties - you've decided to share with us. Very generous, very. Right do not know how you and thank you.

And this is where the conflict began. Men stood in third position. You bet! Want to rights? Please! Would you like to work together with us - for God's sake! But why should we get up to the plate? We are, perhaps, you were forced to work hard for eight hours a day? None. It is solely your initiative. So with a holiday we do not Poimena any advantages of your initiative, got hold of his extra minus? Turned out as Tom Sawyer: you want to paint the fence instead of me? Then give me the glass ball. Sly? .. Understandably, we have begun quietly rebelling. Hunt was in the house cleaning to do! There are tons of much more interesting classes ... But we were isolated and fearful, so women have won a landslide victory - the economic man picked up a mop.

Who is the love? Anyone. In addition to women. So it surprised our active resistance when we are asked to wash dishes, nothing. That's understandable. And absolutely, I think it is clear that here so soon, in the blink of an eye, we can not change. As I said earlier, we were chasing themselves quietly for a mammoth all conscious and not-so story, and now we are the keepers of the hearth recorded. Lesson for us is a complex, unusual. Naturally, we take time off from him as soon as we can. After all work is carried out with pleasure when you know how to do it. And for someone like the man in the kitchen? An elephant in a china shop. As much grace, agility and losses.

After all, we want to be the most-most. As will be most-most, if after several hours of Herculean efforts, with a risk to the health and material damage in the form of broken pottery and spoiled foods instead of lunch turns gray and unappetizing looking mess? Do not feel brave and strong male-earner, and mite pests. Our self-esteem can not withstand such a blow ...

Either you satrap, scum, or - the march to erase

Yes, difficult time is right. Difficult for us because we do not have anything else, like trying on an apron. Not that it's embarrassing, but somehow not in human. And the objection, in principle, nothing. As argued here, when she, my dear, fragile, delicate, just like you and myself, tumble in eight hard hours in the fresh air or not? And while earning no less so, and even more (generally a disaster). At this point the truth on her side: "I am, incidentally, also bring money to the family." Can not argue with this fact. And to convince you it does not ask about it, is useless: "What are you doing here Domostroy divorce?" "That's all. Poor choice - either you satrap, scum, or - march wash.

And we began to adjust to new life. With our rigid mind is not easy. And the part usually looks like the most disgusting now - we are not able to play fine (at least most of us). To otmazatsya of hateful home affairs and dealings, we let the winds. From direct rebellion: "Not this man's case - the laundry washed - up to lies and gross flattery:" I do not get it as good as yours. " Enjoyed great success "forgetting" his duties: "You washed the dishes?" - "Oh, sorry, I forgot." Standard version. But here I want to point out that we actually delechasto forget to do something. No kidding. Just such a thing, we believe small things. Well, times change - is it worth to remember about it? So when a man says: "I forgot" - sixty percent of the cases he says the truth. I understand that you are from it is not easier. Still, some no explanation ...

Recipe on how to get a man to work at home, does not exist. We are sabotaged, and will sabotage the sabotage. It is better to deal with it immediately. But there are some tricks that can sometimes help in the difficult task of familiarizing the men in socially useful work. First of all, it's praise. Even flattery. Crude and blatant. Fried eggs, he unhappy - say that nothing tastes you're not eating and that after all men, by definition, better prepared - get out of a simple omelet made something fantastic to taste. The next time he is much more readily will the cooking. As I said earlier, male vanity has no limits. If you play it, you can achieve impressive results. Washed over a cup? Tell them that you have never turned out to achieve such purity and whiteness ... Linen should be washed only he, because after washing it, it seemed just out of the store. Does he knows some secret? Or buy a special powder? And so on, in accordance with the specific situation.

Just do not praise his ability to housekeeping in humans. We do not like when we talk about our same friends that we are remarkably clean potatoes. It makes us more humble in their eyes. It's like a man publicly declared that his wife makes amazing blowjob. Like and nothing - all are engaged. But talking about it in public indecent. From cleaning the potatoes the same thing. Generally you should not put all on notice that your husband - the economic man and every way you help around the house. Women (oddly enough) it will spare the men poprezirayut. And he feels uncomfortable. Let this be a little family secret.

Not bad at first acts by manipulating their own sexuality. And simply put - blackmail. Type: "Will you behave yourself, at night you expect something very pleasant." It is better to say straight away that it was. We are not very fond of riddles. Give us specifics. Who will buy a pig in a poke? But these things need to reserve for special occasions. Every day - that you get bored, and it will soon pall. And it works only as long as he is young and hot. If the uncle was over fifty, he has such a proposal would only sound cynical laughter. It is useless to appeal to the conscience and compassion. We sincerely do not understand that it may be difficult to wash floors. Arguments like: "Try it yourself - we have rejected as untenable. Old bachelors understand women's problems better, but they especially should not count. And so he was out shopping. To marry and to forget the work done at home, like a bad dream. But be that as it may, it is still a long time we regret that time when men were engaged in the affairs of men's and women - women. Times of total victory will come not unisex soon. (Rue, we prefer to lay on the couch.)