Oh, those women!
They keep us from want something, waiting for something, something required for something to take offense. And worst of all - saying all this hint. Eighty cases of one hundred women will express their desire, so that of him will only know she is. Moreover, the wish may be perfectly harmless.
For example, she might say: "Oh, like today's hot!" - And having in mind the:
• I want ice cream.
• I want to chilled champagne and strawberries with ice.
• I want to go to sea.
• Come to your home already.
• Well I look in this semi dress?
Oh these women! " According to them, we have to guess the correct answer. Yakubovich and Galkin, with its fields of miracles, millionaires and Pleven question for a rest. The best idea for such a money show - put lady and three men. Let her say anything, but they are guesses that she wanted to say at the dele.Hudo yet that they are very persistent in his desire to speak in plain English. With this cleverly twisted conversation easier to establish relations and to agree with other people. In this conversation, no aggression, no explicit confrontation, sharp corners cost a mile away ... That is all quiet, peaceful, without arrivals and massacre. What a woman and need ... They're not born to be where no getting his aggression.
That's why they are trying at all costs avoid direct questions and statements. In this they are somewhat similar to the Japanese, who just say "no" deemed obscene riding. Therefore, to negotiate with them - is sheer torture. It is unclear whether they are added as the circumstances that have for some time to transfer the signing of the contract, or they are just so trying to hint that the sign did not want to identify. And with women. What hides behind her "yes" or "no", "I do not know - it is absolutely unclear.
So we do not understand. And they resent it. But the innate delicacy does not allow them to repeat their request directly. They are better naduyutsya and will be all day and then strain through clenched teeth: "Nothing has happened to me, all right." And just because, as she said: "Oh, like today's hot!" - She meant: "Buy me a mineral water" ... And you answered: "Yes, it's hot, just awful ...". And what then talk to you? You do not understand basic things! Insensible block and, if really quite honestly, generally decent bastard ...
In all of this, many of them believe that we all understand, simply because of natural piggishness pretends to be stupid. To just do nothing. Christmas tree green! Yes, better cake hurt himself, playing her whims than a day to see how she goes through the apartment to and fro a living reproach. We somehow know it and understand it. But to prove they did not do. They do not want us to believe. However, we, too, think they are mocking us, when for an hour telling how they felt when they saw on the street a homeless kitten.
Women say hints
In turn, women are trying in our words, to detect the second floor. (As in that same joke about rybonku and female.) They are translucent, sniffed, feeling, try to taste any of our word - and not hidden behind it is anything such. Rather, they believe that lies, but what exactly? .. That they are so fond of vyrazhenitsa like: "What do you mean?" And "What do you mean?". How to explain to her that we want to say just what we say? She did, and this explanation will catch the hidden meaning. And always a negative ...
Once here, they love to hunt anywhere anything incriminating in our dislike and contempt for them. Mikhail Zhvanetsky wrote: "The police are always on bad throws faster than good." So, women behave the same way. Was scattered in compliments all day, singing praises, as hymns and waving placards with declarations of love, but if by chance did not say, but just think of it once something is not quite good about it, this idea is reflected in her eyes, and all ... This will be immediately observed, analyzed, think out, swollen again analyzed, but with other positions ... and disassembly ready. Now you have to explain that you are not a camel, and that your declaration of love - it's not artful deception to lull its vigilance, so then free to ruin her youth. Yes.
It has long been known that each person judges on their own. In our case, it usually works for one hundred percent. Women talk hints and are confident that we communicate well. They can chat twenty four hours a day without a break and consider that our silence - a consequence of insults, deadly fatigue or disinterest in conversation and in themselves. They manage to talk simultaneously about completely different things, and our inability to monitor all turns talking, they explain solely our negligence.
To fight this useless. You just need to remember that half of what the woman says, has a hidden meaning. The second half makes no sense. Oh, and act according to circumstances. Honore de Balzac said: "Women tend to prove the impossible on the basis of the possible, and oppose the obvious, referring to the apprehension." But with this and have to live ...
6 things that I do not have to say:
That I recovered.
What happened to the carburetor, suspension and exhaust silencer of your car. Well, if you really really want, then tell me - but without pressing the details.
What I do not go then, in what I'm wearing.
What you do not love children.
That someone of my girlfriends beautiful feet and chest.
I am quite go up to the role of your wife and the mother of your children.
6 things that I need to say:
I am beautiful.
That with me into your bed is as good as ever with anyone.
What I'm smart.
That he did not just smart, but very.
And while I have a great sense of humor.
What I do not like your mother.
Things that I'll never say:
Look out for that girl the same dress.
And there it sits much better.
To work with us settled a new girl. She has a magnificent figure, and in general it is simply beautiful. I'll introduce you to her need.
It seems to me one more glass of beer you can not hurt.
Your ex just superb!
I was so good hair cut. Longer hair, I will not change.
Three pairs of shoes for me more than enough.
In the two-week vacation, I take only one bag.
